Love: Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend...

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By Noname - 02/02/2013 19:23 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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HAnkYPoo 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 18:27

I just hope your boyfriend is banging someone else.

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:19

I hope her boyfriend is banging the same guy.

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abdulzahir 4

Thursday 16 May 2013 5:16

You bitch why the f would you be cheating on someone else then if you then break up u fag i hate people who do that

LaneyKenzie 3

Monday 20 May 2013 5:29

So.... How'd it go?

xXNerrrdXx 16

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:45

hope u get busted !

sjdillon10 5

Sunday 26 May 2013 0:27

well karmas a bitch

zack949 5

Wednesday 5 June 2013 12:02

You deserve it

bazinga_boo 6

Wednesday 5 June 2013 20:58

"Soooo..... How about this weather....." Awwwwkkkkkwwwwwaaaaarrrrrddddd

chronickX 11

Thursday 6 June 2013 10:07

Did they become friends?

Shadow37708 4

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:41

Is there a lesson hear oh yeah, Don't Cheat

FML_4life_ 8

Saturday 22 June 2013 5:28

The other side: today i got stuck in an elevater with my girlfriend. To bad it was also with the she cheated on me with. FML

derptitude 4

Sunday 23 June 2013 16:43

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