Today, I got sick at school. When someone called my mom for permission for me to leave, she told them she doesn't have a daughter and to never call that number again. FML
thealaskanyoung tells us more.
Hey, OP here. Let me get this straight: my mother is not abusive. She just has a sense of humor! The lady who called was just taken aback for a second before my mom clarified. She's just a character, in no way abusive. Y'all are ridiculous.
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clairecurses 19
maybe they called the wrong number?
zinoxity 23
Wow that's rough. Though what if they got the wrong number? I think that would explain a lot.
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vikky538 29
I am pretty sure its a wrong number..
dakotaabriannee 14
I may be the only one who thought this was actually funny. Get over yourselves. Not all parents are supposed to act a certain way and be so black & white. Parents like to have fun and joke around too. My dad would probably do the same thing but end up coming to get me anyway. It's not mean. It's a joke. Also, they could have just gotten the number wrong.
ostfaiz 18
Hahaaha your mom is funny Op, or may be she was not expecting you home because of her boyfriend ;)
jackycat 17
This one elementary kept calling me over and over saying my son or daughter was in trouble or sick for about a month. I finally answered, turned out the older kid had convinced the people in the front office that the moms cell number had changed to mine. Do you have a sibling who spends a lot of time in the office? If so you might have your answer.
Axipiter 24
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?
jujuthefroggy_fml 16
amazing best of the worst citation!
AFaye3964 17
Did they have the right Number?
nikojhavlin 12
Walk the **** outta that school
wheresmymary 22
Tough love?
missreader 14
are you sure it was her on the phone?
mimm95 3
Parents. Nobody can punk you better than them.