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By Mr. X - 26/02/2016 15:35 - United States - Southborough
Today, I got pulled into an alley and told I was being mugged. Being a former MMA fighter, I easily kicked the ass of the guy attacking me, however, I failed to notice another guy sneaking up behind me and beating me near to death with a jagged rock. FML