Miscellaneous: Today, I got my performance results for my full first year in...

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 16:54 - Netherlands

Today, I got my performance results for my full first year in college. Turns out I'm getting a solid 0, I have no credits and no grades. I'm too scared to tell anybody. FML

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