Money: Today, I got my paycheck, and it was less than what I thought...

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By monicalmao - 18/07/2016 20:09 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I got my paycheck, and it was less than what I thought it to be. I went and asked my boss about it and she said "You didn't come into work at all last week, so I'm not paying you for nothing!" Last week was my paid vacation. FML

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Greycatsister 12

Tuesday 19 July 2016 10:49

HR needs to hear about this. If you were promised a paid vacation, then you should get a Mother-heffing paid vacation.

Selene6996 12

Tuesday 19 July 2016 23:22

Yeah you need to be paid for that! If it was paid vacation

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Greycatsister 12

Tuesday 19 July 2016 10:49

HR needs to hear about this. If you were promised a paid vacation, then you should get a Mother-heffing paid vacation.

Selene6996 12

Tuesday 19 July 2016 23:22

Yeah you need to be paid for that! If it was paid vacation

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