Miscellaneous: Today, i got my car back from the mechanic ready to move interstate...

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By shortflob - 05/08/2016 16:26 - Australia - Heathridge

Today, i got my car back from the mechanic ready to move interstate tomorrow. Drove it home and it broke down in the driveway. They arent open for the next two days. FML

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sturschaedel 27

Sunday 7 August 2016 7:54

I'd find another mechanic anyways. Just demand the money back from the old one.

DESTROSCLY 8

Friday 12 August 2016 9:51

Ah crap, and WA is so far away from the other states (I assume you're in Perth). Let's just hope you're not going to Sydney or Hobart ey?

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sturschaedel 27

Sunday 7 August 2016 7:54

I'd find another mechanic anyways. Just demand the money back from the old one.

DESTROSCLY 8

Friday 12 August 2016 9:51

Ah crap, and WA is so far away from the other states (I assume you're in Perth). Let's just hope you're not going to Sydney or Hobart ey?

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