Geek: Today, I got home from being away for the weekend. My mom his... - FML

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By Unbansawsage - 12/07/2016 00:31 - United States - Gresham

Today, I got home from being away for the weekend. My mom his happy to tell me she cleared the apartment of crap we didn't use, including five "junk" keyboards I had laying around in my room. Those keyboards where custom built mechanical keyboards worth over 100$ each. FML

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SherbetGlitter 26

Tuesday 12 July 2016 14:43

I've never understood why people think its okay to sell/throw away other people's stuff without asking them first... sorry about your keyboards OP!

noreallywhat 17

Wednesday 13 July 2016 2:24

Make her pay you back and buy a ******* lovk for your room

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SherbetGlitter 26

Tuesday 12 July 2016 14:43

I've never understood why people think its okay to sell/throw away other people's stuff without asking them first... sorry about your keyboards OP!

noreallywhat 17

Wednesday 13 July 2016 2:24

Make her pay you back and buy a ******* lovk for your room

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