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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 07:28 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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TOP COMMENTS

ATSViper 15

Wednesday 2 January 2013 12:06

Smile more!

irateyou 9

Wednesday 2 January 2013 12:09

Try Sneezy next time.

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Ishq786 12

Wednesday 2 January 2013 13:28

Call Snow White on him!

bwzwally8 15

Wednesday 2 January 2013 13:28

Think positive man. Turn that frown upside down.

nycwrestler 17

Wednesday 2 January 2013 20:22

Op is a woman

kenoswild 14

Wednesday 2 January 2013 13:32

do you own that grumpy cat?

buckdharma 37

Wednesday 2 January 2013 13:35

I'm sure you'll find another shitty job then sit there acting like a snob But don't worry ( don't worry op ) BE crappy

JiggyBoo123 11

Wednesday 2 January 2013 13:39

Tarder Sauce? Is that you?

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 2 January 2013 14:14

It takes work to look cheerful, so I feel for ya, OP. I'm also surprised that they didn't try to counsel you on trying to plaster on a less grumpy expression before firing you.

gigi26 6

Wednesday 2 January 2013 14:51

Wow ,

wolverine47 10

Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:01

Do you work at Disney World?

micahdunk 13

Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:13

Sounds like someone might need a happy pill!

StEpHiE1226 12

Wednesday 2 January 2013 15:14

Is that legal??!? Sue em op

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