Work: Today, I got fired from my job because I got into a car accident... - FML

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By Acerhawk - 07/03/2016 05:11 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, I got fired from my job because I got into a car accident that I didn't cause, the person who hit me was my boss. FML

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