Intimacy: Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he... - FML

By drsyl54 - 28/03/2010 09:04 - Australia

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Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

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duker01 0

Monday 29 March 2010 2:26

Just to answer a few questions... He's 18. I'm almost certain it was about the sex- I don't mind when I'm light, but at the start the cramps are unbearable, so no sex, not oral either. And he's just ignorant- he's actually a very intelligent person. This is the OP btw, not sure if the name will come up the same.

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missvee98324 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 16:00

hahaha boys are funny

brieanna101 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 16:11

guys don't get periods it's so annoying I once had one of my boyfriends ask if we could still have sex.. "IM ******* BLEEDING I DONT WANT YOUR DICK UP THERE" stupid

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Ardreyea 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 20:03

omg! I don't get why u girls don't like having sex during ur periods. that's the time I'm most horny!!!

MDNL 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 20:17

I agree, I too am very horny at that time

emilymarien 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 20:17

dumbass.

bittersweet_by_n 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 20:18

WHO THE FACK VOTED "YOU DESERVED IT"?!? WTF?!?!?! PROBABLY A BUNCH OF IDIOT MALES WHO DONT KNOW THE POWER PMS!!! YOU'RE AGREEING WITH SOME FACK THAT DOESNT UNDERSTAND THAT MOTHER NATURE DOES INDEED HAPPEN EVERY FACKING MONTH!! GAH!!! *eats chocolate*

redbeater 5

Sunday 28 March 2010 20:22

stop bleeding in his car.

FadingLoveLetter 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 20:23

ydi. for being a girl. like what the **** is wrong withchu!? be unatural goddamit!!

mollyo 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 20:34

ahhhaaa is he stupid?

sop_x 14

Sunday 28 March 2010 20:41

I still don't understand why this post has more 'you totally deserved it' votes..

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Sunday 28 March 2010 20:51

I'm doing a survey who likes me? please type the following if u do : trumpetGIRL ROCKS

trumpetGIRL12345 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 20:59

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