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By NeverGonnaBakeAgain - 13/03/2016 03:26 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I got baked for the first time. I did it with some friends, and I was pretty out of it for most of the time. Apparently, for most of the night, I had a raging hard on that I didn't notice, and my "Friends" got on video, and put it on Facebook. FML

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