Work: Today,I got an email from HR reminding me that hourly employees... - FML

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By oceaneyes213 - 22/01/2016 02:59 - United States - Richmond

Today,I got an email from HR reminding me that hourly employees don't come to work when the university is closed.Shortly after,I got one from my boss telling me that I have to come in at 6 am and work as long as I can,despite going over my limit of hours for the week.I could get fired for this. FML

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