Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped your husband and won't release him unless you postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow and it was in his handwriting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter handed me the picture she wants TV reports to use if ever she happens to get kidnapped. FML
Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Reminds me of the idiot who staged his own kidnapping to go out drinking with friends.
Zebediabolical 45
Oh those canny kidnappers. Forcing the hostage to write his own note!
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Comments (85)
CrazyMelvin 14
Dump his immature ass
Jennaflamingo 14
What a jerk ):
kellyem2 20
Kidnapping the bride or groom before the wedding is tradition in a lot of cultures. You might want to check up on what is going on before you assume the worst. I certainly hope that's the case anyway.
noreia 14
if it isn't just the groom-to-be kidnapping tradition look on the bright side: you can still tell him the wedding is delayed - for like ever... if it is enjoy your big day and take a few bricks for him to carry over the doorstep along with you for payback and make him work the wedding night ;)
hayjay2000 8
Actually call the police and make it go into a full blown case. Not only will he have to admit in front of tons of people but he will also learn his lesson.
Forever1218 10
Sounds exactly like something my boyfriend would do. I kid you not :P
Smoxxii 17
Your boyfriend is an asshole.
himwiththeface 17
reply with "technically I have no husband yet"
rdenkewicz 11
At least it said postpone and not cancel. Don't worry there is still hope for your marriage eventually!
TADspace 30
You should postpone it indefinitely.
SuperMew 22
Tell him you would like to talk about it and figure out what the problem is. If he does postpone or cancel the wedding, tell him the complete cost will fall on him and he will have to be the one to tell the guests, etc that the wedding is cancelled. If someone pulled this on me, I would likely end the relationship. Unless he was being silly and it was a joke. this sort of thing should have been talked out months before your big day.