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By My Fingers Hurt - 25/01/2016 04:15 - United States - Warren
Today, I got a paper cut on my thumb and it started to bleed a lot. I went to get a bandage from my desk drawer and proceeded to get yet another bad paper cut in a different spot on the same thumb. FML.