Miscellaneous: Today, I got a call from my roommate while on a business trip...

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By Iron11 - 05/06/2016 19:45 - United States - Upton

Today, I got a call from my roommate while on a business trip in Atlanta. He told me that he started a kitchen fire while attempting to make hash browns. FML.

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ikeb 15

Monday 6 June 2016 12:51

Tell him to get help from his broads in Atlanta

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ikeb 15

Monday 6 June 2016 12:51

Tell him to get help from his broads in Atlanta

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