Miscellaneous: Today, I got a call from my landlord to let me know my apartment... - FML

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By livingwhere? - 27/02/2016 08:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a call from my landlord to let me know my apartment was flooded. A pipe came loose causing water to stand upstairs until it flooded out the windows and through the floor. Everything is ruined including my wedding dress, and I'm not being reimbursed for anything.

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