Today, I go back to school after the winter break. I went to...

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By Insomniasabitch - 20/01/2023 07:48

Today, I go back to school after the winter break. I went to bed at a normal time so I wouldn’t fall asleep in class. I woke up at 3 a.m. and I still have to get up at 6. FML

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