Work: Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny....

By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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By jalisc512 - 21/08/2014 20:16 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

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Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML

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By What? - 19/04/2012 01:15 - United States - Needham

Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2026 03:00

Today, my boss shouted and screamed at me for my fuck ups that have humiliated the company and cost thousands to put right. It was only when he paused that I was able to tell him he had the wrong guy, he wanted my coworker down the hall. I’ve been here for four years and he still doesn’t know my name. FML

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By naladetet - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Newark

Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML

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Nice to know

By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

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saIty 17

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:50

I bet he had his troll face on ready to fire you.

DanGleesak 11

Thursday 3 November 2011 22:50

Your boss was trolling you.

Comments

cdogLuvs2golf 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:00

Next time try thinking before you speak. Just a tip

TheBlackCops 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:02

You got trolled.

ReesesPuffs 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:03

uMadddd?

chaoguy789 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:15

Trolololo

wokawokanomnom 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:23

Oh you dun ****** up!!!!

JustCallMePic 2

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:56

The fact that you're gonna be a cop makes the pic that much funnier haha

Ibanez3x 5

Monday 7 November 2011 2:11

love your profile pic lol

TheBigHater 2

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:28

Lol y u mad?

muzy 23

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:29

I bet you were trolled xD

leadman1989 15

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:29

Just block him don't feed the trolls!

mcdeltaT 2

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:43

So that's bad right?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:43

Rock n Troll can really get you fired.

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