Today, I found out why my son won't stop singing 'ayo technology',...

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By "Lunga Libambo" - 03/07/2017 08:32 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I found out why my son won't stop singing 'ayo technology', and also why it annoys my wife. He walked in on her using her vibrator...and he's been singing this for more than 2 months now...FML

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