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By one eyed snake - 16/01/2016 18:46 - United States - Rocky Point
Today, I found out what it's like to get a tongue piercing. When I tried to get rid of some food that was stuck on my braces with my tongue, I ended up stabbing my tongue with the piece of metal wire that sticks out in the back of the mouth and had to pull my tongue out of it. FML