Love: Today, I found out via social media that my boyfriend will be... - FML

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By anti travel - 13/04/2016 23:25 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I found out via social media that my boyfriend will be doing a lot of traveling. He couldn't tell me but could update a status. FML

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