Today, I found out the only reason my parents constantly encouraged...

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By a skinny girl - 20/06/2019 08:43

Today, I found out the only reason my parents constantly encouraged me to go to college was that they’d hoped I’d put on some weight my freshman year. It’s my senior year and I haven’t. FML

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sallygee 9

Monday 1 July 2019 0:00

your parents spent thousands of dollars just so that you would gain weight? this makes no sense at all.

sallygee 9

Monday 1 July 2019 0:01

your parents spent thousands of dollars just so that you would gain weight? this makes no sense at all.

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sallygee 9

Monday 1 July 2019 0:00

your parents spent thousands of dollars just so that you would gain weight? this makes no sense at all.

sallygee 9

Monday 1 July 2019 0:01

your parents spent thousands of dollars just so that you would gain weight? this makes no sense at all.

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