Today, I found out that the schools are reopening after the pandemic.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 07:39

Today, I found out that the schools are reopening after the pandemic. I didn't complete any assignments given. They're going to check everything. FML

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JasonThorn 19

Saturday 20 February 2021 20:43

I'm not sure what your endgame was for this, OP. Did you think they just wouldn't ask? If anything, they'd be more insistent since you can even demonstrate classwork like you did pre-COVID. Consider this an object lesson for adulthood...except you get FIRED for this kind of thing if you do it in a job.

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JasonThorn 19

Saturday 20 February 2021 20:43

I'm not sure what your endgame was for this, OP. Did you think they just wouldn't ask? If anything, they'd be more insistent since you can even demonstrate classwork like you did pre-COVID. Consider this an object lesson for adulthood...except you get FIRED for this kind of thing if you do it in a job.

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