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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 03:38 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I found out that my existence was a mistake. I was born in 2000, and my dad told me he and my mom weren't planning on having a child until 2002. My dad wanted my mom to get an abortion, and I'm lucky she didn't. But still. I'm utterly disgusted to know this. FML

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