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My name is Pica…

Today, my dog ate so much toilet paper that she can probably wipe herself from the inside out. FML

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awildwhisper 30

A bit more fiber in her diet than you anticipated huh?

I too have a sneaky dog who preys on House guests who don't know the rules and leave the bathroom door open. 0.o Dogs are strange.

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You know this can kill her, right? Please l, be a responsible owner and don't let your dog eat that much toilet paper.

awildwhisper 30

I really don't think OP "let" her dog eat the paper. I doubt OP sat there and watched as she at all of it...

awildwhisper 30

A bit more fiber in her diet than you anticipated huh?

I too have a sneaky dog who preys on House guests who don't know the rules and leave the bathroom door open. 0.o Dogs are strange.

Well, now you have a self-cleaning dog!

Fatboy007 9

My dog once chewed a hole threw concrete ?

Mr. Whipple is going to go apoplectic when he learns your dog has been squeezing the Charmin...out of her ass.