Today, I found out that my bone marrow disease (Polycythemia...

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 06:47 - Netherlands - Delfzijl

Today, I found out that my bone marrow disease (Polycythemia vera) has turned pretty serious. It gives me a life expectancy of 3 to 7 years, if I'm lucky. I still tell people I am OK. FML

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