Intimacy: Today, I found out that my 17-year-old sister has been having... - FML

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By what - 17/06/2016 17:43

Today, I found out that my 17-year-old sister has been having an intimate relationship for over a year. After forcing back my "big sister" instincts, I found out that this "older man" was my dad's 34-year-old business partner and best friend of 5 years. I've been calling him "uncle" for 4 years. FML

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GhostFox 33

Monday 20 June 2016 19:21

This sounds like a case of grooming. She would have been twelve when he first met her- a year ago she was sixteen. You need to tell your parents if they don't know.

slappygecko 21

Saturday 18 June 2016 23:16

Isn't that not legal?

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slappygecko 21

Saturday 18 June 2016 23:16

Isn't that not legal?

GhostFox 33

Monday 20 June 2016 19:21

This sounds like a case of grooming. She would have been twelve when he first met her- a year ago she was sixteen. You need to tell your parents if they don't know.

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