Today I found out my shift swap request was denied, as was my... - FML

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By story of my life - 28/08/2019 22:18

Today I found out my shift swap request was denied, as was my wife’s. We live 50 miles away from work with no chance of moving closer. We started applying to other jobs and we keep getting rejected. We even tried out of state to move someplace cheaper, but every direction we turn, we are denied. FML

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