Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my girlfriend is pregnant. I would be ecstatic,... - FML

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By cheaters gonna cheat - 28/02/2016 19:19 - United States - Norcross

Today, I found out my girlfriend is pregnant. I would be ecstatic, if we weren't both woman. FML.

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