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By ugh - 25/01/2016 04:09 - Australia - Strathfield

Today, I found an engagement ring in the very back my boyfriends cupboard. When I asked him about it, he didn't know what I was talking about until five minutes later when he remembered that he bought it about seven months ago when he was going to propose, but he "forgot about it". FML.

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