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Today, I found a pound of cooked bacon in the dryer. When I asked my roommate about it, he confessed; his excuse was that he wanted to dry up the grease before eating it. FML

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I know he was bacon for a heart attack. Although the dryer didn't break, I was really porked from doing laundry until he was able to clean everything out.

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What the hell are you complaining about?!?!? BACON SCENTED CLOTHES!!!!!

What a waste of perfectly good bacon!!!

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sound plan I mean just I was thinking...THE GREASE IS THE BEST PART

We all got idiot friends

luckyd880 12

I hope all future loads of laundry don't get grease stains from here on out.

I didn't know there was a wrong way to cook bacon.

i hope your roommate gets attacked by an elephant. just for saying that :)

I literally LOL'd at this. Hahaha

Thatsjank 5

Lol gay

Well that's thinking outside the box

It's time to introduce the wonders of paper towel

The level of stupidity here is uncomprehending