Miscellaneous: Today, I found a pound of cooked bacon in the dryer. When I asked... - FML

By s0m3guy2010 - 19/04/2013 00:06 - United States

Today, I found a pound of cooked bacon in the dryer. When I asked my roommate about it, he confessed; his excuse was that he wanted to dry up the grease before eating it. FML

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s0m3guy2010 21

Friday 19 April 2013 14:04

I know he was bacon for a heart attack. Although the dryer didn't break, I was really porked from doing laundry until he was able to clean everything out.

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darkcobrabws 2

Friday 19 April 2013 9:54

What the hell are you complaining about?!?!? BACON SCENTED CLOTHES!!!!!

waffule365 16

Friday 19 April 2013 9:54

What a waste of perfectly good bacon!!!

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Pstraka6 20

Friday 19 April 2013 14:52

Is your roommate Rob Reiner? That is foul

FmyLifeFan001 8

Friday 19 April 2013 15:47

I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT

ljcarranza 16

Friday 19 April 2013 15:49

guys will follow you now op...but so will dogs lol good luck

kitsuneluvuh 12

Friday 19 April 2013 18:10

That's really dangerous. There's a reason you're not supposed to use a dryer on clothes stained with food grease and oil-- it can catch fire!

zombieslayer83 19

Friday 19 April 2013 18:42

Mmmmmm Bacon.

xomby 15

Friday 19 April 2013 20:28

Omg!!! How stupid. Lol

AlexiAwesome 10

Friday 19 April 2013 21:16

Genius. Nuff said.

Ziggy122 15

Friday 19 April 2013 23:04

There's stupid, and then there's... the Army Strong equivalent of stupid.

nikolkaw 9

Friday 19 April 2013 23:10

Lol then you cook it...then pour out the grease!

ligerzero459 24

Saturday 20 April 2013 18:46

And he would've wondered why the dryer caught on fire. At least that didn't happen

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