Today, I found a pound of cooked bacon in the dryer. When I asked my roommate about it, he confessed; his excuse was that he wanted to dry up the grease before eating it. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
I know he was bacon for a heart attack. Although the dryer didn't break, I was really porked from doing laundry until he was able to clean everything out.
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darkcobrabws 2
What the hell are you complaining about?!?!? BACON SCENTED CLOTHES!!!!!
waffule365 16
What a waste of perfectly good bacon!!!
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TheNinjaBacon 8
Sweet!!!
1deep4life 11
He gets an F for failure but he receives an A for effort
stevothedevo 25
You smell like a pig..
Diana1127 4
All I can say is HE BETTER HAVE SHARED THE BACON! Now you just have to figure out how to clean the dryer. I say look it up on youtube; all answers are on youtube.
Gassystevie 6
Was he tripping balls at the time?
bluebirdflyaway 6
has he heard of paper towels?