By s0m3guy2010 - 19/04/2013 00:06 - United States

Today, I found a pound of cooked bacon in the dryer. When I asked my roommate about it, he confessed; his excuse was that he wanted to dry up the grease before eating it. FML
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s0m3guy2010 tells us more.

I know he was bacon for a heart attack. Although the dryer didn't break, I was really porked from doing laundry until he was able to clean everything out.

Top comments

What the hell are you complaining about?!?!? BACON SCENTED CLOTHES!!!!!

What a waste of perfectly good bacon!!!

Comments

Paper towels too mainstream for him?

I'm not even sure if I want to know what he uses paper towels for.

ileenefudge 29

That's creative I guess, but he still failed :/

Apparently he's a closet pork eater. It's definitely better in the long run that he came out to you.

Well then... What are you waiting for? Get his clothes and dry them! Hope he loves bacon scented clothes.

PandaKitteh 20

I have bacon mints. Err... "mints".

for some reason I thought about epic meal time..but in this case it s a whole different approach to epic meal time

MissesVakarian 6

If he didn't want the grease, why not eat some beef jerky? Bacon isn't bacon without that greasy fatness.

dinosxxrawr 22

bacon scented clothing just might make people like you.

Pffffft.... What a dumb ass! Doesn't he know you're supposed to use a hair dryer for to remove bacon grease? Gees Louise.

Oops. I accidentally made my silly bacon/ hair dryer comment sound Shakespearean. :P

raytyler26 16

Looks like its hang dry for a while.

Why would you want to take the bacony goodness out of bacon?