Miscellaneous: Today, I finished writing my math paper one hour early and decided...

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By Sam3108 - 03/04/2016 14:03 - India - Bangalore

Today, I finished writing my math paper one hour early and decided to take a nap. Then five minutes before the teacher collected it, I realized that I forgot to write one side of the paper. FML.

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