Today, I finally met my long-term partner's mother, which I'd been nervous about for some time. Whilst using her bathroom I managed to knock over a large, ornate mirror and it chopped her toilet in half. FML
CaptainShalliwaffle tells us more.
Op here: Nope, it didn't smash the toilet, it literally cut it right down the middle and got stuck there. It was just this huge, metal edged mirror balanced against the wall by the toilet and I nudged it over. Did pay for the repair but it took weeks as the plumber messed up the job. She had to use her neighbour's bathroom for over a fortnight.
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RichardPencil 32
If breaking a mirror gives you seven years of bad luck, what does breaking a toilet with a mirror give you? Seven years of constipation?
UltimateBob 11
At least it didn't break the mirror, the toilet is probably less expensive and won't curse you
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Comments (36)
tounces7 28
It took two weeks to fix a toilet? As a plumber I'm going to say your town must have some serious morons working there pretending to be plumbers.
leeloo7 22
Were you reaching for the poop knife???
Agent JPN 9
THis was your significant other's mother's (wow.. say that 3 times fast) way of "removing" the manly parts from guys she does not want her daughter seeing. Count yourself lucky to have escaped that Indiana Jones style trap.
Ali Nayeri 4
OH MY GOD something similar happened to me. I was visiting a family friend and whilst in the recently refurbished toilet I remember dropping something and it broke the toilet seat, but more like a cut the way you described fml
omzz15 23
She only has one bathroom?
Envy22 32
Was she like really mad?