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By ouch - 04/04/2016 02:45 - United States - Milford

Today, I finally met my goal to lose 10 pounds in a healthy way! I was going to hit the mall as a reward for my weight loss. My dad stopped me and said "you should really live a healthy lifestyle and drop some lbs so that you can fit into the clothes you already have". I run everyday and diet. FML.

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