Love: Today, I finally got the courage to send my long time girl friend...

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By marcodeaux - 10/04/2016 02:26 - United States - Lake Charles

Today, I finally got the courage to send my long time girl friend shirtless pics and she sent them to her friends saying, "If only he had more muscles and better abs". Fml.

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