Health: Today, I finally got my cast off from having a fractured foot....

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By kgirl1 - 23/05/2016 22:07 - United States - Kernersville

Today, I finally got my cast off from having a fractured foot. I wanted to instantly start working out so I went to the lake...where I stepped in a hole and broke my other ankle. FML.

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dansco 24

Wednesday 25 May 2016 4:16

Work out so went to the lake? Not sure why but enjoy your new cast.

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dansco 24

Wednesday 25 May 2016 4:16

Work out so went to the lake? Not sure why but enjoy your new cast.

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