Today, I finally gave away all of the stuffed animals that I've been hoarding for years. Proud, I told my family. They congratulated me by buying me stuffed animals. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, my husband convinced me to donate all the sentimental items around our house, like the kids' old toys. Now I feel absolutely gutted, like we gave away tons of our family history, but everyone else is so happy that things are less cluttered, so I just play along. I feel so empty. FML
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
Today, I bought my niece a huge stuffed teddy bear for her birthday because I wanted to be the cool aunt/uncle. She hugged it, smiled, and then immediately hugged the gift bag instead, because apparently it made a "funny" crinkly noise. I have officially been defeated by packaging. FML
Today, I got married. I received a beautifully wrapped gift from my dad. I was full of excitement until I opened it and found two taxidermied rabbits. The ones I had when I was in the fifth grade. FML
Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML
Today, I found an old toy that I gave to my daughter several years ago. It was still unopened, and long forgotten, so I decided to re-gift it to one of my friend's children. My daughter immediately remembered her "favorite" toy and started crying inconsolably. FML
Today, my 8 year-old niece gave me back a Fluttershy plush I gifted her 4 years ago. When I told her it was a gift from the heart, she insisted on exchanging it for something of equal value. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother called. She gave me great news that she had finally cleaned out my room and all those "old and useless" books that I had in there. Those "useless" books that she had just trashed were all antiques and worth about $500 each. There were 27 books in there. FML
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lachy15 15
Keep them if they have sentimental value. I kept mine and I'm a guy.
ScottyFoxx 10
Maybe they wanted you to keep it?
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Comments (57)
Flowsidon 6
Better get used to being know as "Heisenberg."
willymartinds 9
Maybe they want you to have animals so they can remember you as a little kid.
Dessert_ed_FML 9
I have all my soft toys and clothes from when I was born. Since I live abroad, mum dresses up my teddy bears in the outfits when she misses me and sends me pics. It makes me buy more teddy bears for her. And I am 25. It's ok OP. Soft toys are good :)
Nederlander95 14
I guess your room was STUFFED full of 'em! Anyone?
Thekbking 11
parents are slow im guessing. that would make what she did completely redundant
Catdragon 40
I still collect. There's no way I'm getting rid of Kitty, Black Beauty, Chomper, Seraphina, Deeno, Camelia, Scorchio, Rainbow, Arfy......and all the other stuffed animals