Animals: Today, I finally earned the trust of a stray black dog, He now... - FML

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By Why? - 16/04/2016 02:28 - United States

Today, I finally earned the trust of a stray black dog, He now allows me to pet him after a week of me feeding him. Sadly that trust didn't last long. My brother had the great idea to stomp near the dog, very loudly, now the dog runs the opposite direction when I try to pet him.FML

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