Miscellaneous: Today, I figured out that if I eat enough sugar I can't remember... - FML

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By animalsarelife - 11/04/2016 01:47 - United States - Springdale

Today, I figured out that if I eat enough sugar I can't remember what happened. I ended up eating a lot of sugar last night at prom and no one will tell me what I did just that I'm "crazy for pulling a stunt like that" and I have a week of detention. FML

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