Today I fell asleep on the bus on the way home from school. While... - FML

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By James - 28/11/2017 22:43 - United States - Douglassville

Today I fell asleep on the bus on the way home from school. While half asleep I walked to get off but tripped because my foot fell asleep. Stumbling and completely out of it I proceeded to tell my female bus driver “I love you” out of habit and everyone on the bus heard me. FML.

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Wednesday 29 November 2017 18:41

pretend it was all a big joke, not in a mean way but just funny

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 29 November 2017 18:41

pretend it was all a big joke, not in a mean way but just funny

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