Intimacy: Today I discovered my first singular gray hair. I am 26 and I've...

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By Desmaia - 27/05/2016 02:53 - United States - Greensboro

Today I discovered my first singular gray hair. I am 26 and I've known others to grey even earlier, that's ok. However, this gray hair has emerged from the carpet, not the drapes. FML

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Sudoc 29

Friday 27 May 2016 11:30

It took me a good five minutes to figure this out.

epicgamer 18

Friday 27 May 2016 16:09

to people who may not understand drapes=hair on the head carpet=pubic hair

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Sudoc 29

Friday 27 May 2016 11:30

It took me a good five minutes to figure this out.

epicgamer 18

Friday 27 May 2016 16:09

to people who may not understand drapes=hair on the head carpet=pubic hair

Fenbrae 17

Friday 27 May 2016 16:13

It could be worse. I knew someone who was completely bald by age 19 because baldness ran in the family. A single grey hair is easily dealt with.

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 27 May 2016 16:22

My father got his first toupee at 15. I'm screwed.

drayloon 50

Friday 27 May 2016 19:53

Carpet? I dunno man, I usually only have hardwood

more2erotica 8

Saturday 28 May 2016 0:36

Shave or trim short. And why you hadn't figured out how to trim is beyond me.

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