Today, I discovered a staff walkie talkie that had been forgotten... - FML

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By zaktor - 19/04/2018 08:46

Today, I discovered a staff walkie talkie that had been forgotten in a public restroom. After I had finished some very loud (ahem) business. And it was on. FML

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Busymomma12 6

Saturday 21 April 2018 15:31

well walkie talkies need a button pushed before transmitting a message so I think you're in the clear.

interesting33 36

Saturday 21 April 2018 12:29

That's alright, they hopefully don't know it was you. A friend once went for a LOOONG pee with his microphone on where he was lead in musical. We heard all.

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interesting33 36

Saturday 21 April 2018 12:29

That's alright, they hopefully don't know it was you. A friend once went for a LOOONG pee with his microphone on where he was lead in musical. We heard all.

Busymomma12 6

Saturday 21 April 2018 15:31

well walkie talkies need a button pushed before transmitting a message so I think you're in the clear.

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