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By Vanilla - 11/05/2016 11:37 - United States - Jamesville

Today, I decided to mow my lawn. My lawnmower decided that it didn't want to steer left anymore, only to the right. I had about 50 square feet left to mow. 2 hours of work to get to this point, and now I can't even finish it. FML

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stangbang92 17

Wednesday 11 May 2016 23:21

You do realize if the yard has taken two hours to mow it obviously big so you can just make wide right turns to cover the lost ground. Or more convenient you can just take the stick out of the steering column as a mower is a simple machine and of it turns at all. It means it's just jammed up with something.

andrmac 25

Thursday 12 May 2016 5:52

We do know that 3 right turns is a left turn then do all rights after... Just a thought.

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stangbang92 17

Wednesday 11 May 2016 23:21

You do realize if the yard has taken two hours to mow it obviously big so you can just make wide right turns to cover the lost ground. Or more convenient you can just take the stick out of the steering column as a mower is a simple machine and of it turns at all. It means it's just jammed up with something.

andrmac 25

Thursday 12 May 2016 5:52

We do know that 3 right turns is a left turn then do all rights after... Just a thought.

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