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By Anonymous - 08/02/2016 23:51 - United States - Dayton
Today, I couldn't wait to see my son after my first day back at work from my maternity leave. I was horrified to find him on the bathroom floor, screaming and bright red from head to toe. His dad put him in a bathtub of scalding hot water because "the little bastard wouldn't shut the fuck up." FML