Today I coughed so hard I shit my pants in the parking lot at...

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By walkthedingos - 21/11/2018 21:35

Today I coughed so hard I shit my pants in the parking lot at work before clocking in for the day. I had to drive home and change underwear. I was then late for work. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 26 November 2018 2:38

Tell your boss you unexpectedly had a BM, and hopefully, he/she will let it slide.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 26 November 2018 2:38

Tell your boss you unexpectedly had a BM, and hopefully, he/she will let it slide.

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