This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, I confronted my boss for his office-wide hypocrisy about time management and consideration of others. He flat out claimed he didn't have to practice what he preached, because he was the boss and could do whatever he liked. It appears my boss is a two-year-old disguised as a 48 year old. FML