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By TheLostCauseFML - 28/03/2016 01:47 - United States - Franklin

Today, I commented to an acquaintance how I miss hiding Easter eggs for my grown Neice and Nephews. His creepy friend then replied, "I'd like to find your eggs.... with my sperm." And then asked for my number. I'm so lonely, that I considered it. FML

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